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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:47
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.